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I realized some time ago that I ‘know things”. I “know stuff”. There’s nothing fantastic about it. It comes with living. If you live long enough, you’re sure to learn something. Some of what I know comes from plain ol’ decision making. Not all of it smart or good, mind you, but it’s added value to my vat of knowledge.
 
There’s a drinking game…not sure what it’s called. The object, besides drinking, is to take a slurp each time an event or happening is called out that you’ve done. I recently saw this game being played out on a tv show, while channel surfing. It was a group of women who look to be in their late thirties to early forties.  The calling has a cadence, while clapping your hands together, each person calls out something or an event..sex with someone 20 years older, sex with someone 10 years younger, sex with two guys, sex with a woman, sex with two other women, sex with a man and a woman, spanked during sex, anal sex, sex in a public restroom, sex in a public place, have you been to a gay bar, kissed a gay person, have you been to a sex club, had sex with a stranger, sex in front of other people (main attraction)???
 
Excuse me, I need to make a run to the potty. I’ve taken many gulps of water!!!  What? Did you think I was drinking alcohol in the middle of the day???  How many sips did you take?  Be honest!!! It’s just you and me and I certainly won’t tell.
 
Yep. These are things I know of the carnal nature. Sure I know other stuff. I’m educated, own a business but this is the fun stuff to know. There are so many folks who’d like to know these kinds of things but are, too afraid to seek the adventure or to find a partner who’s willing to share in excitement. These are things that society keeps in the closet. So in a sense, I guess you could say I’ve just outted myself. The funny part of this confession, to look at me, you wouldn’t have a clue that I’m as knowledgeable as I am, that I’ve had the guts to experience these adventures.  No, I’m not homey looking or anything. I’m actually a classy person, not into fads, but classic looks.  I enjoyed each and every one of them. The details are mind boggling!! At some point when the mood hits me, I’ll share. Promise.